Sure, there’s some Endor equivalent of bears or mountain lions, but the Ewoks simply rule. Evidence of this is shown throughout Return of the Jedi. It’s made clear in the movie that they will absolutely wreck you. They will bring the pain. Cute, fuzzy pain.
But let me back up, before we get to that. I have an admission to make: I wrote some Star Wars fan fiction.
Yes, I know. Fan fiction is one of the most disreputable genres... More