This week, some asshole picked my MacBook up off a table at a Starbucks and walked out the door with it.

I’d stepped outside to take a call – not a smart move in retrospect – but I didn’t want to be that guy shouting into a cell phone. As I was standing in the doorway talking on my phone, whoever stole my computer probably walked right past me.

Logic suggests this would be a high-risk crime.

The shop was crowded – packed even – with dozens of customers. All it would take would be one person saying “Hey, wait... More