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Real movies that sound like porn movies

Two-minute read

  • Dick
  • Holes
  • Student Bodies
  • Lorenzo’s Oil
  • All Night Long
  • Going Ape
  • Twins
  • Rollover
  • Mommie Dearest
  • Hannah and Her Sisters
  • Bustin’ Loose
  • Up!
  • Any Which Way But Loose
  • Any Which Way You Can
  • Under the Cherry Moon
  • She’s Gotta Have It
  • Your Sister’s Sister
  • Tokyo Fist 1
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • Black Dynamite
  • A Few Good Men
  • Herbie Fully Loaded
  • The Elephant Man
  • Big Daddy
  • Shooter
  • Grease
  • Stepbrothers
  • Ace in the Hole
  • After the Ball
  • The Banger Sisters
  • Black Mass
  • Stand and Deliver
  • Father of the Bride
  • Melvin and Howard
  • The Dark Knight Rises
  • Spaceballs
  • Glory
  • Straight Outta Compton
  • Five Easy Pieces
  • Inside Man
  • Winter’s Bone
  • Return to Paradise
  • The Deep
  • Like Father, Like Son
  • An Officer and a Gentleman
  • The Wood
  • Sophie’s Choice
  • The Fast and the Furious
  • 2 Fast 2 Furious
  • Fast and Furious
  • Fast Five
  • Fast & Furious 6
  • Furious 7
  • Thelma and Louise
  • While We’re Young
  • Let the Right One In
  • For the Boys
  • Inside Out
  • Mr. Peabody and Sherman
  • Non-Stop
  • Steve Jobs
  • Stroker Ace
  • Dirty Grandpa
  • Enter the Dragon
  • Not Without My Daughter
  • Monster’s Ball
  • Three Men and a Little Lady
  • Heaven is for Real
  • Wild
  • In Too Deep
  • Get Hard
  • Small Soldiers
  • Man of Steel
  • The African Queen
  • Topper
  • Nuts
  • The Big Short
  • The Third Man
  • The 400 Blows
  • Bears
  • Step Up All In
  • Oz the Great and Powerful
  • Pacific Rim 2
  • Grumpy Old Men
  • Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
  • Snow White and the Huntsman
  • Coming to America
  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • Carlito’s Way
  • What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?
  • White House Down
  • Risen
  • That Thing You Do!
  • Harry and the Hendersons
  • As Good as It Gets
  • An American Tail
  • In & Out
  • Howards End
  • 21 and Over
  • All the President’s Men
  • The Package
  • The Firm
  • Deep Impact
  • Blow
  • She’s Out of Control
  • Platoon
  • The Iron Giant
  • Free Willy
  • The Big Lebowski
  • What Women Want
  • Marley and Me
  • Toys
  • The Magnificent Seven
  • From Justin to Kelly
  • Big Momma’s House
  • Shaft
  • Bounce
  • Snatch
  • Big
  • Weiner
  • Wiener-Dog
  • Sisters
  • Three Amigos
  • Me Before You
  • The Gay Divorcee
  • The Black Hole
  • F.I.S.T.
  • The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
  • The Lovely Bones
  • Great Balls of Fire!
  • The Measure of a Man
  • Mr. Woodcock
  • Daddy’s Home
  • Everybody Wants Some!!
  • Driving Miss Daisy
  • Her
  • Adult Beginners
  • Cheaper by the Dozen
  • Fantastic Four
  • Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
  • Brother Bear
  • Johnson Family Vacation
  • Four Brothers
  • Drillbit Taylor
  • 90 Minutes in Heaven
  • Real Steel
  • Lethal Weapon
  • Limitless
  • Dodgeball
  • Moneyball
  • The Dirty Dozen
  • Swingers
  • Hancock
  • I Am Number Four
  • 30 Minutes or Less
  • Precious Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire
  1. I’m sorry about this one.
  2. I’m also sorry about this one. Actually, I apologize for this entire list.